Par for the Course

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Par for the Course

Date: Tuesday 12 to Friday 15 September
Location: Civic Theatre
Time: 7.30pm
Produced by: Rotherham Rep
Price: Full £9 Concessions £8
Season ticket prices available from Box Office: All 4 plays = £30, 3 plays = £24
Bouncers – 21 -24 November 2017
Brassed Off – 24 – 27 April 2018
The Final Test – 19 – 22 June 2018

It’s Captain’s Day at the Seven Lakes Golf Club but things get off to a bad start when the men’s captain becomes indisposed. Club secretary, Simon, relishes the chance to take over but is soon thwarted by the arrival of Vice Captain Nick, and his girlfriend, Tiffany. Fran the Lady Captain, enthusiastic but hopeless Barry and Simon’s wife Laura add to the confusion from a mounting series of disasters.
Love or loathe golf, it will never seem the same again.


The Red Room

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The Red Room

Date: Wednesday 27 September
Location: Civic Theatre
Time: 7.30pm
Produced by: Rumpus Theatre Company
Price: Tickets £14 Concessions £12

Based on the classic ghost story by HG Wells.

Everyone warned against it, but stubbornness is a curious thing … one night, entirely alone in an apparently haunted room. It’s a familiar scenario, but the outcome is totally unexpected … and utterly terrifying!
Last Autumn’s tour of H P Lovecraft’s THE HAUNTING OF EXHAM PRIORY was hugely popular with audiences.

Come and see this mesmerizing new take on H G Wells’ classic ghost story THE RED ROOM to find out …

… and enter the room … if you dare!


When We Are Married

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When We Are Married

Date: Tuesday 10 to Saturday 14 October 2017
Location: Civic Theatre
Time: 7.15pm
Produced by: The Phoenix Players
Price: Tickets £9
£24 for season ticket for 3 plays currently available from the Box Office (must be booked before 14 October 2017)
It Runs in the Family – 22 – 26 January 2018
Will You Still Love Me in the Morning – 8 – 2 May 2018

Twenty-five years ago, the Helliwells, the Parkers and the Soppitts were married on the same day by the same parson.
They gather at the Helliwell home to celebrate their silver wedding. The new chapel organist tells them that he recently met the parson who conducted the triple wedding ceremony – he was not authorised to do so.
Pandemonium breaks out when these pillars of society believe they have been living in sin for twenty-five years.

Pre-theatre dining at the Wharncliffe Restaurant is available 11th and 12th October


Mr Darcy Loses the Plot

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Mr Darcy Loses the Plot

Date: Tuesday 17 October
Location: Civic Theatre
Time: 7.30pm
Produced by: Lip Service Touring
Price: Tickets £14.50

Jane Austen is dreaming up Darcy, a proud, lip-curling handsome creation in very tight pants. But then a door squeaks, a visitor approaches and Jane hastily hides her work. Mr Darcy is left dangling. Left to his own devises he embroiders his own storyline while his creator stitches her quilt.
When she returns she finds Darcy is diving into a lake in a clinging white shirt, dancing the Berzerka (a more extreme version of the Masurka) and wrestling carp.
The set features quilt work specially created by community groups for this production. To get quilting visit www.lipservicetheatre.co.uk


Dirty Dusting

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Dirty Dusting

Date: Wednesday 1 November 2017
Location: Civic Theatre
Time: 7.30pm
Produced by: Artistes International Management Ltd
Price: £22

Starring Crissy Rock (Hit TV Series Benidorm and I’m a Celebrity), Leah Bell (Comedienne and actress), Dolores Porretta Brown (Stage and TV actress) and introducing Andrew Green.

Treat yourself to an evening of pure theatrical Viagra!

Three cleaning ladies, (past their sell by date) start up a telephone sex line!!! “The Telephone Belles” – A Dirty Sex Chat Line that really cleans up!

Gladys, Elsie and Olive are about to be “put out to pasture” by their overzealous office manager Dave. Feeling they have little chance of gaining employment elsewhere, the ladies have to boost their falling income!

A chance wrong number requiring A Sex Chat Line rings into the office and gives them a great idea. Their age and appearance won’t matter on the telephone and providing they can keep this a secret from their boss….they could be onto a winner!!

Needless to say……things don’t go entirely according to plan.
“Dirty Dusting Telephone Sex”- A Chat Line that Really Cleans Up


Bouncers

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Bouncers

Date: Tuesday 21 to Friday 24 November 2017
Location: Civic Theatre
Time: 7.30pm
Produced by: Rotherham Rep
Price: Full £9 Concessions £8
Season ticket prices available from Box Office: All 4 plays = £30, 3 plays = £24
Par for the Course – 12 – 15 September 2017
Brassed Off – 24 – 27 April 2018
The Final Test – 19 – 22 June 2018

Bouncers takes the audience on a night on the tiles from the point of view of the men on the door. It is a funny, energetic piece of highly theatrical storytelling, where the men are at once themselves and over twenty different characters they happen to meet on a night at work at the nightclub. Giggly girls and lads on the make, ‘Hooray Henrys’, pogoing punks and drunken slobs! An exhilarating and popular night out for all concerned.

Pre-theatre dining at the Wharncliffe Restaurant is available 22nd and 23rd November